Just A Little Hip Check

I am heading to Lowes this evening (after I pick up my son from school) to spend $700 on a patio door. Why, you might ask? Apparently, when you attempt to close your glass patio door that has expanded over night and won't close right....with your hip.....well, it breaks. I did this about a week and a half ago and a piece of wood currently resides in the place that I broke it. Nothing like a constant reminder of what NOT to do. (Doesn't matter that the husband and I have been discussing how we need a NEW door.....guess my hip wanted to speed up the process)