4:20 Motivation

Yep, that motivation to go to the gym...has now disappeared. Mamma of Gilbert Grape. Here I come to join you!

It's Go Time

I used to go to the gym everyday during my lunch break. Everyday. I would feel good after my workout. Accomplished. Energized. I would have definition in places that I thought would never be defined. Then I stopped going.....

Sooo, it's GO TIME again.

I am joining 24-hour fitness tonight after work. I'm over it. I am over going home and plopping my ass on the couch until bedtime. Seriously. Life is passing me by and before I know it...if I stay on this same couch potato path, I'll be like the mom in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape." For real.

When it rains, it poops.

They are cute, aren't they? Well, the wreck havoc on my carpet when it rains. If they hate going out in the rain so much (I seriously have to push them out the door because I know they have to potty) but why are their feet an absolute MESS like they've bathed in the mud when they come back in?

Kylie (the one with her tongue out) REFUSES to poop outside when it's raining. First of all she hates it when her paws get wet. Yes. She is a princess. So where does she decide to go? On my bedroom floor at 4:30AM. 

It's crazy how when your dreaming......George Clooney all of a sudden smells like poo.

Holidays should be fun....but they just stress me out.

You'd think I'd be used to dealing with the holiday arguement with my ex husband by now. It has been 10 years since I got divorced. But yet, here we are again. Another holiday. Another arguement. It's my year for Easter, but somehow after a lot of argueing and back and forth conversation....I have given up my Easter.

F*ckkkkkk.

Ugh...the weather.

Next year I am not getting my spring wardrobe out until May. I was all about Spring...until today. It's snowing. That's right, snow. For me, the wardrobe closet transfer is a big one.....today, I had no idea what to wear. When my brain clicks over to Spring, it's hard to click back.

I defaulted to all black.

Chicken Thief

I went to Chick-Filet today for lunch. I haven't had Chick-Filet in YEARS, so I when I was asked to drive with a friend a 1/2 hour away from work to get it...I was in. I ordered a chicken sandwich, waffle fries, and a soda...oh, and I can't forget about the 8-piece nugget for my afternoon snack. The sandwich was DELICIOUS. I almost dug into the nuggets too, but showed great restraint. I knew I would be rewarded in the afternoon for waiting.

So here it is 3:33pm and I was craving my nuggets. I walked down to the fridge that I put them in and I was amazed when I saw my Chick-Filet bag on the counter....empty.  I was then on a mission to find out the culprit.

What do you do when you find out that the chicken thief is the owner and CEO of the company you work for?!?! I should have eaten them when I had my chance.